I am going to be alone forever.

First off, I'm drunk.

Second... y'see, there's this porn chick I find really attractive for some reason. Her name's Gabriella Banks. She's doing a special... uh, "engagement" at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

Is there any reason I shouldn't book an appointment and get the fuck of a lifetime?

i fucking hate valentine's day

not going to work today. havent the mind for it. brain feels too big for skull. no sleep in 24 hours. started to doze off a few minutes ago until that penguin outside my window woke me up.

Sometimes, I have a great capacity to simply not care about much of anything.

Today's one of those days.