First off, I'm drunk.
Second... y'see, there's this porn chick I find really attractive for some reason. Her name's Gabriella Banks. She's doing a special... uh, "engagement" at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
Is there any reason I shouldn't book an appointment and get the fuck of a lifetime?
Second... y'see, there's this porn chick I find really attractive for some reason. Her name's Gabriella Banks. She's doing a special... uh, "engagement" at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
Is there any reason I shouldn't book an appointment and get the fuck of a lifetime?
posted by Tiergan at 12:40 AM
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no. 2000 bucks to have sex...its never worth that.having sex with a porn star is like having a burger at mcdonalds...its greasy,it tastes great-but it is cheap and mass produced.sex that is personal is so much better...sorry
I'm having trouble getting past the "it's greasy, it tastes great" part. Hah.
watched one of her films-i can fake it better than she can. not impressed
Which one did you watch? I'll admit, I've seen a couple scenes where she just looks really bored.
I'm not sure exactly why I'm attracted to her in particular. Just am. ;-)
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